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  • Intelligent son One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn t write the address and addressee s name on the envelope. After th
  • Let Dog in Hotel A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be wil
  • Who s More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he wa
  • The poor husband You can t imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained
  • I Wasn t Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said:
  • Expensive Price Dentist: I m sorry, madam, but I ll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son s tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for a
  • 1. As new students at a university in Boston, many of us were unfamiliar with the campus and consequently late for class. One professor, however, was particularly intolerant of tardiness, making it
  • Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It s no use, my little dog can t read. 布朗夫人:哦, 親愛的,我
  • Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this. One evening he had invited several friends to dinner, and while they were sitting at the table, one of the friends told
  • Workman: Mr. Brown,I should like to ask for a small rise in my wages. I have just been married. Employer: Very sorry,my dear man, but I can t help you. For accidents which happen to our work
  • A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. Don t you know what the blinking lights and siren mean? he demanded. Yes, sir, replied the driver. Then why didn t you pull over immediately
  • The Same Service .A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. When I was first married,I was very happy. I d come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my l
  • No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. Find a girl just like your mother-then she s bound to like her. So the young man
  • Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door: Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today. A student,after reading the notice,rubbed out the c . Later Professor La
  • The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. It s all right, said a gentleman, don t be afraid. Don t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don t bite? Ah, yes, answered the little gi
  • Policeman: Why didn t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 警察:有人搶你的手表時,你
  • Two Cute dogs A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the d
  • a great man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名偉人 老師:如果莎士
  • A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks you re stupid, stand up! Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, Do you thin
  • a kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word KISS sc
  • 幽默故事:郁悶的小熊貓 小熊貓從學校回家,郁悶地對媽媽說: 現在班上的女生都不理我了。 媽媽不解地問: 為什么呢,她們不是老夸你的 墨鏡 酷嗎? 小熊貓說: 今年流行紅色的隱形眼鏡,她們全都追兇兔去了。
  • 幽默故事:咕咚來了 早晨,湖邊寂靜無聲。一灰一白一黃三只小兔快活地撲蝴蝶。 忽然湖中傳來 咕咚 一聲,這奇怪的聲音把小兔們嚇了一大跳。剛想去看個究竟,又聽到 咕咚 一聲,這可把小兔們嚇壞了, 快跑,咕咚來了
  • 幽默故事:狼給人發獎 幾只狼在 網 上相遇,聊起天來。 聽人說,羊愛上了狼。你們說荒唐不? 那荒唐啥呀?現在就是有好多好多的蹊蹺事兒! 有這等好事,我咋沒遇上呢? 人真有才,那歌唱的 羊愛上狼,愛得瘋
  • 幽默故事:人沒像皮高 曉東問小明: 你有橡皮膏嗎? 小明撓撓腦袋,抱歉地說: 我沒有橡皮膏! 曉東哈哈大笑: 你還沒有橡 皮 高! 肯定是好的 爺爺讓孫子去商店買火柴,并囑咐道: 要挑好的,劃得燃的。 小孫
  • 幽默故事:西瓜長刺了 小刺猬每天出門前,媽媽都要關照它穿好刺毛衣,因為外面可怕的事實在是太多了,有了刺毛衣的保護,小刺猬可以平平安安地度過一天。晚上,渾身是刺的小刺猬回到家,媽媽趕緊幫它脫下扎人的刺毛
  • 幽默故事:屋頂上有只貓 這天,小加驚訝地發現:屋頂上竟站著一只貓! 奇怪。貓是怎么上屋頂的? 小加想, 是飛上去的嗎?難道貓會飛? 貓不是鳥,當然不會飛!可是,也許這是一只會魔法的貓呢。這是說不定的。
  • 幽默故事:老烏龜 烏龜大嬸想烙餅,可是卻找不到酵母來發面。于是,她就喊正在睡熟的老伴: 快醒醒吧,老烏龜,別睡啦!快去找兔子大嬸要點酵母來! 老烏龜正在說夢話呢,他被烏龜大嬸叫醒后,一肚子不高興,睡眼
  • 幽默故事:國王不得低頭 國王化裝成老百姓,路過理發店,碰到胖子和瘦子正在爭論:這個國家誰最有權威。 胖子說,國王最有權威。瘦子說,理發師最有權威,他能讓國王低頭。國王從來沒剪過頭發,他的高帽子里藏著一
  • 幽默故事:青蛙媽媽鼓肚皮 一只牛在池塘邊喝水的時候,一不小心,一腳踩在一窩小青蛙身上,結果把其中一只小青蛙踩死了。 小青蛙的媽媽回來以后,發現少了一只小青蛙,便詢問發生了什么事情,其余的小青蛙告訴她事
  • 幽默故事:飛車黨 阿麗是個全職太太,每天都把自己打扮得珠光寶氣的。 最近,街上經常出現搶劫的 飛車黨 。聽說歹徒專找那些打扮光鮮的女人下手,原因是這些女人有錢。 為了安全起見,阿麗把身上所有的首飾都摘了下
  • 幽默故事:方便面 去超市買方便面,正準備付錢,我無意中瞟了一眼外包裝袋,才發現只剩3天就要過保質期,于是跟收銀小姐說,我不想買了。收銀小姐問明原因后,大度地揮揮手: 不買也行,顧客至上嘛。 末了,她又加
  • 幽默故事:邁克中彩票 邁克買彩票中了一千萬美元。領獎那天,他穿上黑色長袍戴上黑色面罩,把頭和臉都裹得嚴嚴實實,只露出眼睛、鼻子和嘴巴。 邁克仍然感覺不太保險。他又用墨水把眼圈描黑,在鼻子上貼了一塊膠布
  • 幽默故事:完美的爸爸 香噴噴面包房里,羅德叔正在工作。 我開會回來了。 周老板笑瞇瞇地走進來。 親愛的羅德,請給我提點兒建議吧!從今天起,我要做一個完美的老板。 羅德叔突然想:如果孩子們也給我提點兒建議
  • 幽默故事:大酒廠招工 有家大酒廠招收一批臨時工,小劉想去,但他知道進這家大酒廠不容易,就想托關系。 于是,小劉就去找了本家二叔。二叔交友廣泛,自稱能擺平黑白兩道。他聽了小劉的請求,拍著胸脯說: 這事,包
  • 幽默故事:農夫的女兒 一個農夫的女兒長得實在是太丑了,嫁不出去,農夫只好讓她去玉米地當稻草人嚇唬烏鴉。結果到那兒后,她不僅嚇走了烏鴉,甚至還嚇得三只烏鴉把以前偷的玉米送了回來。 點擊查看更多:笑話大全
  • 幽默故事:衛生紙 老鼠去方便,見熊也在,嚇得不敢吱聲,熊看了老鼠一眼,說: 你掉不掉毛? 老鼠哆嗦了一下不語。 熊又問: 掉不掉毛啊,你? 老鼠戰戰兢兢地說: 不掉 熊一把抓住老鼠擦擦屁股走了Q老鼠當衛生